tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-65409779232103225672024-02-21T12:10:21.419+11:00Junk Mail BargainsMy favourite stuff advertised in Australian retail cataloguesMelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987383983530564029noreply@blogger.comBlogger73125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6540977923210322567.post-85694121965843591352013-05-01T17:05:00.000+10:002013-05-01T17:05:51.274+10:00A word on ethicsYou may have been following news coverage of a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collapse_of_the_Rana_Plaza">terrible building collapse in Bangladesh</a>. The Rana Plaza building housed five clothing factories as well as a bank and shops. The day before the collapse, inspectors had requested immediate evacuation after discovering large cracks in supporting columns. The bank and shops evacuated, but the garment factories continued production as usual.<br />
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More than 380 people have been confirmed dead, more than a thousand seriously injured and 900 more unaccounted for as rescue attempts have ceased. More than half the 3,122 people in the building were women, and some were children in a workers' creche in the building.<br />
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Australian clothing brands <a href="http://www.crikey.com.au/2013/04/30/is-there-blood-on-your-t-shirt-questions-from-bangladeshs-tragedy/">known to manufacture</a> in Bangladesh include Target, Big W, Kmart, G-Star, Adidas, Duchamp and Cotton On. (My Big W 'work pants', aka pyjama pants, are made in Bangladesh.) Two brands known to be manufactured in the Rana Plaza are Mango and Benetton.<br />
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As a shopper and blogger of 'bargains' I feel dirty and complicit in the terrible working conditions that lead to such disasters. I've even <a href="http://junkmailbargains.blogspot.com.au/2013/01/back-to-basics-at-kmart.html">commented uneasily</a> about the conditions that enable super-cheap clothing. It's easy to take the moral high ground and say, "Well, I won't be shopping <i>there</i> any more!" or "I won't buy cheap clothes!" or "I'll only buy locally made clothes", but the situation is <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/apr/25/t-shirt-dhaka-factory-ethical-criteria-fairtrade?CMP=twt_gu">not that simple</a>.<br />
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Some clothing companies deliberately obscure their supply chain so consumers won't know where the garments are made. Sometimes, they're not actively deceptive but simply don't know where the clothes are made because they rely on a network of contractors and subcontractors and don't always have a representative on the ground. Supply chains are really, really long – just see how many people it takes to produce <a href="https://medium.com/editors-picks/221d449929ef">a can of Coke</a>.</div>
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Consumer pressure is mainly about making you feel good. It's unions, NGOs and governments who can more effectively agitate to prevent more such tragedies. For instance, the 1911 <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triangle_Shirtwaist_Factory_fire">Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire</a>, which remained the deadliest event in New York City until September 11, led to extensive labour law reform. Workers in Bangladesh have already been striking and picketing the Garment Makers' Association, with a list of <a href="http://www.industriall-union.org/make-garment-factories-in-bangladesh-safe">five key demands for change</a>. You can also <a href="http://www.labourstartcampaigns.net/show_campaign.cgi?c=1813">sign a petition</a> to help pressure the Bangladeshi government.<br />
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I will certainly be much more circumspect from now on about sharing bargain clothes with you. As I wrote, "Don't treat them disposably; wear them often and in the long term, as the building blocks of your wardrobe."</div>
Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987383983530564029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6540977923210322567.post-62669037365157108982013-04-25T12:52:00.001+10:002013-04-25T12:53:44.910+10:00Spy equipment at AldiWant to make a clandestine video recording of a meeting or interview? Work for a TV current affairs program? Into the idea of violating privacy laws? <br />
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Well at Aldi you're in luck! This HD camera pen has 4GB of memory and can be operated at the touch of a button. The lens is just above the clip, so you can clip it in your pocket or bag for the best angle. I'm not sure if or how well it works as a pen.<br />
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Honestly I am surprised to see this advertised. It's on sale from Saturday 27 April. <br/><br/><div class="separator"style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7rS-TxRBPIBIUoo6tBYOMNDT1a-7WYKtw6OAnMoDd0p8UsAR9lqsz7Isy7Q9mh8ME3l4ZKKxmmW5xpI9ytMx-644_YwMvIWaeYMlHtyx5I2JwB6ixPHO2Fl-4NOuMWv5Wpt7XlBA4lLc/s640/blogger-image-938511620.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7rS-TxRBPIBIUoo6tBYOMNDT1a-7WYKtw6OAnMoDd0p8UsAR9lqsz7Isy7Q9mh8ME3l4ZKKxmmW5xpI9ytMx-644_YwMvIWaeYMlHtyx5I2JwB6ixPHO2Fl-4NOuMWv5Wpt7XlBA4lLc/s640/blogger-image-938511620.jpg" /></a></div>Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987383983530564029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6540977923210322567.post-55497559608310796432013-03-18T13:12:00.000+11:002013-03-18T13:12:05.030+11:00Free IKEA hot dog on Friday!If you're in Melbourne, IKEA Richmond is giving out free hot dogs this Friday, 21 March.<br />
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One hot dog per person, while stocks last. I don't exactly think there'll be a run on the hot dogs on a Friday, and in the aftermath of the <a href="http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/world/horse-meat-found-in-ikea-meatballs/story-e6frg6so-1226585487864">horse meatball scandal</a>, but anyway, store hours are 10am-9pm. </div>
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Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987383983530564029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6540977923210322567.post-82006823218183361782013-02-21T08:46:00.000+11:002013-02-21T08:46:00.262+11:00All for onesies, and onesies for all!I'm pleased to see that freelance work pants, aka <b>'sleep pants'</b>, are currently <b>$4</b> at <b>Big Dubs</b>, unlike the extravagant $5 I paid last year. I have three pairs of these pants and they do hard duty as sleepwear and workwear. I might invest in some more.<br />
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However! I was super-excited to learn that <b>Big Dubs</b> is now selling <b>'sleep suits'</b> – aka, ONESIES! I'm not sure if there's a men's version, but the <b>women's size 8-16 version </b>is<b> $19</b>, as is the <b>girls' size 8-16 version</b>, and the <b>girls' size 1-7</b> version is <b>$17.88</b>.</div>
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As far as onesies go they aren't the most practical. They only button down to the waist, so you'd have to undress completely to use the toilet. They also seem quite tight, which makes me wonder if they would pull awkwardly in the crotch if you're tall.</div>
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If you'd prefer regular <b>flannel PJ pants</b>, there are some jaunty <b>polka-dot ones</b> for <b>$9.94</b>, or various <b>prints</b> for <b>$7.96</b>.</div>
Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987383983530564029noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6540977923210322567.post-85816668678609610042013-02-20T08:16:00.000+11:002013-02-20T08:16:00.535+11:00Seriously jaunty Big Dubs fashions<b>Big Dubs</b>' latest catalogue seems calculated to appeal to <a href="http://pinterest.com/incrediblemelk/jaunty-4-life/">my tastes</a> for bright colours, crisp silhouettes and bold stripes and spots. Check out the front cover:<br />
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You can get a pair of <b>skinny dark-denim jeans</b> for <b>$9</b>, or <b>coloured jeans</b> for <b>$14.98</b> – but only if you wear size 8-16. If you wear size 18-26 the jeans are <b>$20</b>.<br />
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I have tried these jeans on in the past and am sad to report that while the colour range is terrific, none of the sizes look good on me. The straight-sized jeans cut cruelly into my waist, while the plus-sizes are saggy and shapeless, especially in the crotch. Perhaps you'll have more luck.<br />
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This is a <b>seriously cute jumper</b>. It's <b>$19</b>. I'm suspicious of the way they've styled it in the pic – I'm not sure if it will be fitted or loose, and how long it will be.<br />
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<b>Boat-neck, 3/4 sleeve T-shirts</b> in stripes and plains are <b>$12.92</b>, and <b>short-sleeved T-shirts</b> are <b>$7</b>. There's also a <b>'boyfriend-fit', round-necked, 3/4-sleeved top with very thick black and white stripes</b> for <b>$14.98</b>, which Big Dubs is calling a rugby top"; but fear not, it has no polo-style collar. I have so many striped T-shirts I will try to resist, but sometimes I think I am beyond help; I recently bought myself a <a href="http://junkmailbargains.blogspot.com.au/2012/11/clothing-bargains-at-big-dubs.html">men's striped T-shirt</a>.<br />
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Speaking of menswear – and sportswear – my eye was drawn to this <b>'leather look baseball jacket'</b> for <b>$40</b>. It's probably super trashy, but I kind of like the preppiness of it, and it looks quite plain so you could jazz it up with badges, or if you are a crafty type you could get some of those iron-on or sew-on letters to rep your own imaginary varsity team.Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987383983530564029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6540977923210322567.post-14100592648252311882013-02-19T07:11:00.000+11:002013-02-19T07:11:00.462+11:00BB creams at BBig WYes, I'm fascinated by BB creams. Of the Western brands I've tried, <a href="http://junkmailbargains.blogspot.com.au/2012/12/treat-yourself-at-christmas.html">Rimmel</a> is my favourite: I like that it's SPF25, and it has decent coverage that makes my skin look more even. It's way less greasy on me than the <a href="http://junkmailbargains.blogspot.com.au/2012/05/mothers-day.html">Garnier</a>, although if you have very dry skin you may appreciate the Garnier grease.<br />
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Anyway, for a while now I've been looking for an excuse to try <b>Maybelline Dream Fresh BB Cream</b>. <br />
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It trumps Rimmel with SPF30, but all the online reviews I've read suggest the coverage is very sheer – it's more like a tinted moisturiser than a true BB cream. But <b>until 27 February</b>, it's <b>$11.48</b> (save $4) at <b>Big Dubs</b>, so that's a good excuse to try it.<br />
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But since I have become a fan of the <b>Rimmel BB cream</b>, that's on special at <b>Big Dubs</b> as well – <b>$9.74</b> (save $3). And if you like the <b>Garnier Miracle Skin Perfector</b>, that's <b>$10.42</b> (save $3).Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987383983530564029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6540977923210322567.post-29052038864517927772013-02-18T08:23:00.000+11:002013-02-18T08:23:00.527+11:00Introductory offer on fancy London shirts<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiYVKyYoanovIRwcnl3vHJBb6VUZzKOiiCZgShPIT46SKfJIwIUgl7Au-di6Q4vz45mskZIChGFvld7xMKmUE1Z7cjeh4IXoMO_o7FUIEqS6UpyjnXeOcge1-j0pvtpJWq4RF8PetD0Crc/s1600/Screen+shot+2013-02-09+at+4.21.19+PM.png" imageanchor="1"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiYVKyYoanovIRwcnl3vHJBb6VUZzKOiiCZgShPIT46SKfJIwIUgl7Au-di6Q4vz45mskZIChGFvld7xMKmUE1Z7cjeh4IXoMO_o7FUIEqS6UpyjnXeOcge1-j0pvtpJWq4RF8PetD0Crc/s320/Screen+shot+2013-02-09+at+4.21.19+PM.png" width="320" /></a><br />
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Recently I was surprised to find a <b>Charles Tyrwhitt</b> catalogue tucked in among the usual supermarket and discount department store junk mail. It's a very high-end purveyor of men's business shirts, ties, suits, etc.<br />
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The copy in the brochure ("I believe you cannot buy a better shirt anywhere at any price") was quite charmingly persuasive, because mail-order people just don't pimp their stuff in that formal yet personal voice any more.<br />
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The company, I learn, was founded by Nicholas Charles Tyrwhitt Wheeler in 1986, while he was a student at Bristol University. Wheeler came from good establishment stock, having previously been educated at The <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon_School">Dragon School</a> and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eton_College">Eton College</a>. His first job was as a management consultant but the mail-order shirt business proved so successful that he set up a shopfront in Jermyn Street, which is to fancy shirtmakers what Savile Row is to tailors.<br />
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Charles Tyrwhitt now has separate websites in the United States and, as of last October, Australia. The offer in the catalogue I received was that for the "next 10 days only", their <b>shirts are only $39.50</b> (normally $140 or $160).<br />
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The shirts come in an appealing range of textures and patterns, and seem to have either regular or cutaway collars. There are classic fit, slim fit or extra slim fit, in either regular or non-iron versions. There is also quite a nice range of 'business casual', casual and polo shirts. All come with a six-month guarantee.<br />
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The 'next 10 days bizzo' seems really odd, as how would they possibly know when you received the catalogue? However a search for the fine print reveals that this offer ends at midnight on Saturday 8 June 2013. So no need to rush. Check out the <a href="http://www.ctshirts.com.au/Default.aspx?q=LBB3|||||||||||||||">website</a>.Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987383983530564029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6540977923210322567.post-57709922066965827242013-02-15T14:48:00.000+11:002013-02-15T14:48:00.085+11:00Absorb the savingsMy friend Andrew describes his house as 'dank'. It's always damp and things get mildewed really easily. If you have the same problem with excessive moisture, solve it for cheap at Aldi.<br />
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From Saturday 16 February, <b>Power Force Moisture Absorber</b> is at <b>Aldi</b> for <b>$3.99</b> for a 354g tub. It's basically calcium chloride crystals, and they reckon it lasts up to 75 days.<br />
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Put a tub under the sink, in bathrooms, basements and garages, on bookshelves, in wardrobes and linen cupboards, and anywhere else that needs to be dry and free of mould and mildew.<br />
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This stuff might also come in handy if you drop your phone or other small electronic device in water. The usual advice is to seal it in a bag with dry rice, but these crystals might work too.Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987383983530564029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6540977923210322567.post-60020995079808257002013-02-15T08:26:00.000+11:002013-02-15T08:26:00.979+11:00Adults own laddersSometimes I worry that I am not a functional adult who can fix my own shit. One of the grown-up possessions I do not yet own is a ladder. This means that I am helpless to change smoke-alarm batteries or high-up light bulbs, pick fruit off the trees in my backyard, clean my roof gutters or reach things in high cupboards without dragging chairs around.<br />
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But there are some inexpensive ladders at <b>Bunnings</b> that can take me a few steps further up to adulthood. For reaching high shelves, there's a <b>two-step folding ladder </b>for<b> $18.90</b>. This can be tucked in a cupboard or shed, or around the side of the fridge, when not in use.</div>
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Of the various higher ladders, I think the best value is the <b>Rhino Dual Purpose Aluminium Ladder</b> at <b>$89</b>. You can use it as a regular A-framed step ladder up to 1.8m, or flip the other side up to make a 3.3m straight ladder for leaning against walls, etc. It takes 120kg.<br />
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Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987383983530564029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6540977923210322567.post-9524470333447815702013-02-14T07:25:00.000+11:002013-02-14T07:25:00.471+11:00Green up your houseI find indoor plants very restful. I feel it makes your house look much better. Of course I am too cheap to get a large one, so I have a collection of small, pitiful plants rather than the major green room feature of my dreams, but there are some great garden bargains around at the moment.<br />
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At <b>Aldi</b>, <b>140mm indoor plants are $7.99</b>. You can get (L-R) sago palms (in NSW, Victoria and ACT only), peace lilies, Zanzibar gems and magic beans.<br />
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At <b>Bunnings</b>, you can get a <b>130mm Easy Care Calathea Orbifolia</b> for <b>$8.24</b>. These are quite nice-looking.<br />
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It's part of the <a href="http://www.bunnings.com.au/products_product_130mm-easy-care-indoor-plants_P3615024.aspx?filter=categoryname--Indoor+Plants&sort=priceasc">Easy Care range of indoor plants</a> that are all the same price. I guess it's a lottery which ones you get at various Bunningses.<br />
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<b>Bunnings</b> also has <b>30cm hanging baskets (with liner) </b>for<b> $3.98</b> and <b>35cm baskets </b>for<b> $5.36</b>. These would be good if you only have a courtyard or balcony, but would still like some greenery.<br />
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And there are <b><a href="http://www.bunnings.com.au/products_product_grow-your-own-vegetable-seedling-punnet_P3653715.aspx">'Grow Your Own'</a> vegetable seedlings</b> for <b>$2.94 </b>(which may include tomatoes, lettuce, capsicums, chilli, beans, peas, carrots, eggplant, sweet corn, silverbeet and zucchini), and <b><a href="http://www.bunnings.com.au/products_product_70mm-assorted-flying-start-tubestock_P3677236.aspx?search=flying+start&searchType=any&searchSubType=products">'Flying Start'</a> </b><b>70mm </b><b>perennial plants </b>for<b> $2.97.</b>Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987383983530564029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6540977923210322567.post-72275099533656963082013-02-13T08:52:00.000+11:002013-02-13T08:52:00.037+11:00$1 tea is now at ColesGotta love a duopoly. If you missed the <a href="http://junkmailbargains.blogspot.com.au/2013/02/ill-drink-that-for-dollar.html">$1 Twinings 10-pack teabag bargain</a> at Woolworths, it's now on at Coles until next Tuesday, 19 February.<br />
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Now, like me, you can crack a Prinny… or, indeed, enjoy your favourite other tea variety. But I just like saying "crack a Prinny".Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987383983530564029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6540977923210322567.post-48487243920542699802013-02-13T07:57:00.000+11:002013-02-13T07:57:00.682+11:00It's sew good at Lincraft<img src="http://www.singerco.com/uploads/product_images/840de9e2169be31c154ecdf3aa1d4cc4cf19967b.jpg" width="300" /><br />
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Have you ever wanted to sew your own clothes or other fabric projects, but baulk at the cost of getting a sewing machine and the hassle of borrowing one? <br />
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Well until Sunday 17 February at <b>Lincraft</b>, the <b>Singer Simple 3221 sewing machine</b>, its introductory model, is <b>$179</b>. That seems like a pretty hefty saving to me; it's usually $300.<br />
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The machine comes with 21 inbuilt stitches, an automatic needle threader (which is great, because one of the most annoying things I recall about my childhood attempts at sewing was figuring out how to thread the damn thing), adjustable stitch length and a one-step buttonhole function. <br />
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It also comes with a three-year warranty and a bonus instructional DVD.Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987383983530564029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6540977923210322567.post-4746006290893846522013-02-12T14:11:00.000+11:002013-02-12T14:11:00.296+11:00Can't boot this bargainAt <b>Big Dubs</b> right now you'll pay <b>$9.94</b> for <b>rain boots for the whole family</b>! Men unfortunately only get your bog-standard black knee-high gumboots, but women and kids get ankle boots in a jaunty array of colours.<br />
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The women's boots are pictured above (I think the yellow ones are my favourite); they come in sizes 6-10. Kids' boots come in lime green, purple, orange, cobalt blue and yellow, in sizes 10-3.<br />
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It might still be boiling hot, but soon enough it'll be raining and you'll suddenly find a hole in your shoe and wish you had taken advantage of this bargain.Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987383983530564029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6540977923210322567.post-20353915336042843922013-02-12T09:49:00.000+11:002013-02-12T12:46:51.057+11:00NQR opens in Coburg<b>NQR Grocery Clearance Stores</b>, which you may know as a place where students and poor people go to buy random, weird end-of-line groceries at super-cheap prices, is opening in Coburg. Here's a map.<br />
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If you're familiar with the area, the mall is set slightly back from Louisa Street with car parking. It's also quite near Coburg station.<br />
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Anyway, they have some opening specials and whoever wrote the catalogue copy is really enthusiastic about terrible puns. More so than me! For instance, <b>SPC Pear Halves in Syrup</b> are <b>69c</b> an 825g can. They say: "Pearfect low prices!" And <b>sour cream and chives flavoured Corn Thins</b> are <b>79c</b> a packet, about which they say, "No more feeling sour about high costs!"<br />
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But what caught my attention was that they have one-litre UHT packs of <b>Zymil Low Fat Milk</b> for <b>69c</b> each. This represents a 72% saving on the regular retail price. Zymil is an easy-to-digest lactose-free milk.Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987383983530564029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6540977923210322567.post-87023478283827566622013-02-12T09:13:00.000+11:002013-02-12T09:13:00.520+11:00Be your own ValentineThis time of year the shops are full of 'romantic' tat for Valentine's Day – lingerie, roses and chocolates, mainly. But why give that stuff to someone else when you can give it to yourself, lover?<br />
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In particular, I think I might treat myself to some half-price fancy chocs at <b>Woolworths</b>. <b>Guylian heart-shaped Belgian chocolates</b> are <b>$3.99</b> for 100g (save $4), while a <b>400g bar of Toblerone</b> is <b>$4.99</b> (save $5).<br />
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Also half price are packs of 10 <b>Borg's frozen spinach and ricotta pastizzi</b> at <b>$2.99</b> (save $3). I first bought these to serve at my book club meeting, since I am hopeless at actually making hors d'oeuvres, but afterwards I discovered that leftover pastizzi make a delicious lazy dinner. Just pop the damn things in the oven.<br />
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What could be an easier Valentine's Day dinner while half-pissed on <a href="http://junkmailbargains.blogspot.com.au/2013/02/more-champas-bargains.html">cheap 'champas'</a>?Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987383983530564029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6540977923210322567.post-7534940490688489492013-02-11T08:04:00.000+11:002013-02-11T08:04:00.114+11:00I'll drink that for a dollar<img src="http://media.officeworks.com.au/ims_docs/4C/4CEA3E3A8D8C0A25E1008000AC193D36.JPG" width="200" /><br />
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I love it when the supermarkets have tea specials, because I can build up a mix-and-match collection of different varieties.<br />
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Anyway, <b>Woolworths</b> currently has <b>10-packs of Twinings teabag</b> varieties for <b>$1</b> each (save up to $1.12). The last time they had this special I spent around $10 and had an instant tea library to the point where I was ridiculously tailoring my cuppa to the time of day and my mood.<br />
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But it's my experience that the popular varieties (eg English Breakfast) sell out very quickly, so get down there to snaffle your favourites.Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987383983530564029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6540977923210322567.post-83270405797597851832013-02-10T11:19:00.000+11:002013-02-10T11:19:00.952+11:00Fancy butter, not-fancy priceI have <a href="http://junkmailbargains.blogspot.com.au/2012/11/november-groceries.html">previously described</a> Lurpak as the 'El Expensivo' butter brand. My housemate buys it at regular price because she has fine tastes, whereas I settle for Mainland Buttersoft.<br />
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But my Buttersoft is almost out, and I think I might take advantage of <b>Woolworths</b>' special on <b>Lurpak Spreadable</b>: it's just <b>$3.50</b> (save a whopping $1.50).Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987383983530564029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6540977923210322567.post-4286658242616466042013-02-09T19:57:00.000+11:002013-02-09T19:58:10.983+11:00More sparkling bargains<img src="https://www.1stchoice.com.au/~/media/Images/Products/Generic_Sparkling.ashx?bc=White&h=220&mw=700&productID=1229641&isThumbnail=False" /><br />
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As I never tire of saying, this is my Summer of 'Champas' and so I perk up when there are sparkling wine bargains to be had. <b>First Choice Liquor</b> has an intriguing <b>'Sparkling Bundle'</b>: a bottle of <b>Grandin Brut NV</b> (which is one of the better French cheapies) plus two bottles of <b>B Francois Blanc de Blancs</b> for <b>$28</b> (save $14 off the individual bottle prices).<br />
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I have never heard of B Francois but it's from the Loire Valley and allegedly has "ripe apple fruit and toasty flavours". This bundle is a very good deal as single bottles sell for <b>$14</b>, or they're at <b>Vintage Cellars</b> for <b>$13.49</b>.<br />
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<b>First Choice Liquor</b> also has <b>Pol Clément Blanc de Blancs</b> for <b>$7.26</b>. At that price you don't lose much if you buy it and it turns out to taste terrible. (It's also available at <b>Liquorland</b> for <b>$10</b>.)Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987383983530564029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6540977923210322567.post-2674661089769721802013-01-31T08:30:00.000+11:002013-01-31T08:30:01.197+11:00Grown-up lunch bagsDon't head off to work with your lunch in an old takeaway container in a plastic bag. What are you – a hobo?<br />
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Until 6 February, <b>Kmart</b> has some pretty jaunty neoprene <b>adult lunch totes</b> for <b>$10</b>. They zip up securely and have a carry handle. As well as being easy to carry should your work bag not be large enough to fit lunch in, they'd also be good for preventing those disastrous food-to-paper and food-to-fabric spillages.<br />
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There are also more rugged, manly-looking <b>insulated lunch bags</b> for <b>$9</b> that look like miniature versions of those soft eskies you can get. They look as if they're meant for tradies to take onto construction sites. But I personally think they look pretty ugly.Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987383983530564029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6540977923210322567.post-22086782233927085712013-01-29T15:44:00.000+11:002013-01-29T15:44:00.156+11:00Beanbags for peanutsEveryone loves a beanbag! Seductively comfortable… yet nigh-impossible to get up with any dignity. Reading, listening to music, watching movies, bonging on… beanbags are great for many leisure activities.<br />
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Anyway, until 6 February Kmart has what it calls <b>'beanskins'</b> in red, chocolate brown, purple and black, plus an '80s-looking leopard print, for <b>$19</b>. This doesn't include the <b>beans</b>, which are an additional <b>$12 for 100L</b>.<br />
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Even if you feel as if you're too sophisticated for a beanbag, they'd make an excellent gift for a kid or a share-housewarming present for a student about to head to uni.Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987383983530564029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6540977923210322567.post-11411497437800401302013-01-28T15:16:00.000+11:002013-01-28T15:16:00.886+11:00Race through your workIs your job the pits?<br />
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Does your workday feel like it's stuck in second gear?<br />
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Do you spend all day longing for a podium finish?*<br />
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Well, I have good news for you. I was just flipping through the <b>Officeworks</b> catalogue and noticed the following, hilariously named product: the <a href="http://www.bathurst1000.com.au/">Bathurst Racer Chair</a>!<br />
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Yes, in this chair designed to superficially resemble the driver's seat of a V8 Supercar, you can brmm-brmm your way through your working day. Look at this baby. Swivels like it's on rails.<br />
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It comes in blue or red, but we all know that red goes faster. At the bargain price of <b>$129.87</b>, you can be assured they'll be gone in 60 seconds.<br />
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<i>*This joke will only make sense once you realise that I used to work in the HWT Towers building in Southbank, where the ground floor reception lobby is known as the 'podium'.</i><br />
<br />Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987383983530564029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6540977923210322567.post-6243587749998116532013-01-25T09:00:00.000+11:002013-01-25T09:00:01.846+11:00Animal accessoriesRound 2 of back-to-school catalogues has hit my letterbox, in case you missed it. Most of the <a href="http://junkmailbargains.blogspot.com.au/2013/01/back-to-school-for-adults.html">same bargains</a> are still there until the end of January. However, here are a couple more things that caught my eye:<br />
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<b>Officeworks</b> has novelty <b>animal-shaped pencil sharpeners</b> for <b>54c</b>. A cute back-to-school gift, or just something silly to cheer yourself up on your own desk.<br />
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<b>Kmart</b> has rad <b>kids' backpacks</b> for <b>$12</b> in the shape of either monkeys or owls, with googly eyes. I REPEAT, <a href="http://junkmailbargains.blogspot.com/2012/12/googly-eye-crafts.html">WITH GOOGLY EYES</a>. I wish there was some excuse for me to carry such a backpack and still be respected by peers and employers, but there isn't, so I'll just move on.<br />
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And <b>The Reject Shop</b> has novelty <b>animal-shaped paper clips</b> in packs of <b>20 for $2</b>. (Ignore the 'Gesture' variety.) Choose from crocodile, pig or rabbit, although the rabbit is my favourite because its haunch is incorporated into the curve of the paper clip.Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987383983530564029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6540977923210322567.post-11489908134769476792013-01-25T07:10:00.000+11:002013-01-25T07:10:00.110+11:00Contact craftsBack-to-school is an excellent time to stock up on stationery supplies that you can then use in cool craft projects.<br />
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At <b>Big W</b> until 30 January, selected <b>1m rolls of adhesive book covering</b> are <b>$2.48.</b> These include various prints, plains and metallics. And plain clear contact is just <b>50c for a 1m roll</b>. Meanwhile at <b>Kmart</b>, <b>2m rolls of plain coloured contact</b> (colours include purple, aqua, hot pink and apple green) are just <b>$1</b> a roll.<br />
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Here are some DIY projects I like that use contact paper.<br />
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Draw on the contact (still with backing paper attached) with textas and cut out the shapes. You've just made your own stickers! (This is a great project for kids.)<br />
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Use clear contact to 'frost' over a pane of glass. This <a href="http://7thhouseontheleft.com/2011/08/window/">design</a> is basically a lot of identical shapes cut out of contact using a stencil, and carefully stuck on the window.<br />
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Cut the paper into geometric shapes to make decorative wall decals.<br />
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Stick tissue paper to clear contact to make 'stained glass' decorations.<br />
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Jazz up an old chest of drawers. (I've also seen this done with a filing cabinet.)<br />
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Zany polka-dot walls!<br />
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Line an old baking tray with contact and hang on/prop against the wall as a magnet board. Useful for storing notes and documents in other places than the fridge – say, at your desk, or by the phone or the front door.<br />
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Easy party bunting!Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987383983530564029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6540977923210322567.post-74496390148759298362013-01-24T16:30:00.000+11:002013-01-24T16:30:02.389+11:00Things to do with SharpiesUntil 30 January, <b>Big Dubs</b> has <b>multi-packs of Sharpie markers</b> for <b>$5</b> – either <b>four</b> <b>Stained by Sharpie fabric markers</b>, or <b>five</b> <b>80's Glam</b> (pink, orange, purple, yellow and green). Meanwhile, <b>Kmart</b> also has the same 80's Glam set for <b>$5</b>, or the entire set of <b>eight fabric markers</b> for <b>$10</b>.<br />
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Sharpie clearly recognises that lots of people already use their permanent pens to draw on T-shirts, sneakers, pencil cases and other textiles. The fabric markers supposedly have brighter, more durable ink.<br />
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Here are <a href="http://blogs.babble.com/family-style/2012/06/06/20-diy-sharpie-projects/">20 DIY projects</a> you can do with Sharpies. But below are some I particularly like.</div>
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Draw on the placket and collar of a plain shirt to make it jaunty.<br />
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Colour in some sunglasses.<br />
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Apply over the top of your nail polish, then seal in with a topcoat. If you make a mistake, you can erase it using rubbing alcohol.<br />
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Bake your colour onto mugs for 30 minutes at 175°C, then let the mugs cool in the oven.<br />
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Missoni-esque shoes. (<a href="http://junkmailbargains.blogspot.com.au/2013/01/missoni-esque-beach-towels-at-dimmeys.html">"Missoni-esque"</a> is fast becoming one of my favourite adjectives.)<br />
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Jaunty wrapping paper. (The white is white-out.)<br />
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Trompe l'oeil ceiling. Sort of in a <a href="http://arkleyworks.com/">Howard Arkley</a> way.Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987383983530564029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6540977923210322567.post-59447357326978079232013-01-24T10:05:00.000+11:002013-01-24T10:05:00.400+11:00Who's a pretty boy, then?<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjId_HYNq8vm7O9sLfVbLtVIIooZG3knNg8Bh3_15oV7Kb4ZuBQ_mJqy3CyDsXh5301KpqlpxDDSL5jtVeLWffqVMFvKJj21QuQoyB6ZVFrVWIrxwllLOIsiOwDHKJl4f7MMKCMauqKrE/s1600/jmb+reject+shop+bird+lights.jpg" imageanchor="1"><img border="0" height="300" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjId_HYNq8vm7O9sLfVbLtVIIooZG3knNg8Bh3_15oV7Kb4ZuBQ_mJqy3CyDsXh5301KpqlpxDDSL5jtVeLWffqVMFvKJj21QuQoyB6ZVFrVWIrxwllLOIsiOwDHKJl4f7MMKCMauqKrE/s400/jmb+reject+shop+bird+lights.jpg" width="400" /></a><br />
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These <b>novelty bird-shaped solar garden lights</b> crack me up! Who even decides, "Yes, let's make some lights on sticks to illuminate the path to people's front doors in the dark, but we'll make them in the shapes of birds that don't come out after dark and, in the case of this toucan, are very unlikely to be found in a suburban Australian garden at all?"<br />
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They are 66cm high, including the sticks. The springs on which they're mounted make me suspect they might bobble hilariously. I presume that at night, the birds glow from within like those animal-shaped night lights you put in kids' bedrooms. Wouldn't it be funny if instead they had menacing glowing eyes or something.<br />
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If you'd like to create an inexplicable tropical atmosphere in your garden – perhaps as a fun decoration for summer parties – why not get these lights? The <b>set of four birds</b> (cockatoo, macaw, rosella and, uh, toucan – is $20 from <b>The Reject Shop</b> until 27 January. Hell, at these prices, you could invest in an entire flock.Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987383983530564029noreply@blogger.com0